Monday Minute - Week 12


The Monday Minute™️ is a simple concept - I share one thought about each team who played on Sunday. Some good, some bad. Some serious, some goofy. Grab your coffee and get the week started!

Cleveland Browns - For the first time since 2007, the Browns will not finish with a losing record. Plan the parade. Extend Baker Mayfield for life. Give Jarvis Landry the keys to the city.

Jacksonville Jaguars - All Jags fans want for Christmas is Trevor Lawrence. Or Justin Fields.

Miami Dolphins - We’ve got (another) QB controversy brewing on South Beach.

New York Jets - Still pretty bad.

Tennessee Titans - Derrick Henry and AJ Brown have the Titans feeling dangerous again.

Indianapolis Colts - The Colts looked like Nate Robinson and Derrick Henry was Jake Paul.

Las Vegas Raiders - Nathan Peterman played almost the entire 4th quarter. Relegate the Raiders.

Atlanta Falcons - The Falcons are still the best worst team I’ve seen in a while. They’re fascinating.

Arizona Cardinals - Isaiah Simmons has to know he can’t hit Tom Brady Cam Newton like that.

New England Patriots - Yinz still stink.

LA Chargers - Justin Herbert has a bright future, but I don’t think Anthony Lynn is going to be around to witness it.

Buffalo Bills - Every team should just throw hail marys all game against the Bills.

Carolina Panthers - This team should be really bad, but they aren’t. Matt Rhule and Teddy Bridgewater deserve credit.

Minnesota Vikings -The Vikings are going to end up missing the playoffs by one game because they couldn’t beat the Cowboys. Tragic.

NY Giants - The first place New York Football Giants. Just like we all imagined back in September.

Cincinnati Bengals - I’m pretty sure Brandon Allen vs Colt McCoy is the quarterback matchup they show on loop in purgatory.

Kansas City Chiefs - I think Tyreek Hill just scored again.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Remember, when the Bucs win it’s because of Tom Brady. But when the Bucs lose, it’s because everyone else is failing Tom Brady. Keep up.

Denver Broncos - I think that was the fastest game I’ve ever watched. I appreciate you for realizing you had no chance and not wasting everyones time.

New Orleans Saints - You’re wasting everyone’s time with Taysom Hill. Still.

LA Rams - Aaron Donald is good at football.

San Francisco 49ers - Don’t look now, but the Niners are almost back to .500. Kyle Shanahan has done a great job of keeping this team engaged all year despite setback after setback.

Chicago Bears - Matt Nagy said he’s not worried about losing his job after the Bears’ fifth loss in a row. Maybe he’s not worried because he doesn’t want this job anymore anyways.

Green Bay Packers - He’s still a baaaaaaaadddddd man.

Wesley Uhler is the host of Steelers Blitz, Noon-2 on Steelers Nation Radio, and hosts afternoons for ESPN Pittsburgh, 2-7pm. You can find him on Twitter @WesleyUhler.

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