The Monday Minute™️ is a simple concept - I share one thought about each team who played on Sunday. Some good, some bad. Some serious, some goofy. Grab your coffee and get the week started!
New York Giants - Daniel Jones should petition the NFL to play Washington every single week. He’d be a Hall of Famer.
Washington Football Team - Never play quarterback for the Football Team. Cursed organization, cursed position.
Chicago Bears - The verdict is in. The Bears are frauds.
Tennessee Titans - “Hold my beer.” - AJ Brown to DK Metcalf.
Detroit Lions - Who gets fired first - Jim Harbaugh or Matt Patricia?
Minnesota Vikings - Dalvin Cook trying to rescue Minnesota’s season from the dead the last two weeks like he’s the Undertaker.
Carolina Panthers - Best Fake Punt Team in the NFL.
Kansas City Chiefs - Still pretty good.
Seattle Seahawks - If Russell Wilson doesn’t play an A+ game, the Seahawks look very average. I don’t think that bodes well for a lengthy playoff run.
Buffalo Bills - My good friend Eric, who is from Rochester and a massive Bills fan, doesn’t think I give Buffalo enough love in the Monday Minute. So here is me giving the Buffalo Bills lots of attention. So much attention I am going to write more sentences about them than anyone else ever in the history of the Monday Minute. I mean this is basically an entire paragraph at this point. Look at me giving all this attention to Buffalo.
Baltimore Ravens - The Ravens still look off on offense. Maybe Hollywood was right. Gotta use your souljas.
Indianapolis Colts - Father Time just slid into Philip Rivers’ DMs.
Denver Broncos - Are the Broncos the worst best team in the NFL? Or the best worst team in the NFL?
Atlanta Falcons - Are the Falcons the best worst team in the NFL? Or the worst best team in the NFL?
Houston Texans - Deshaun Watson is doing it all for this team. And he isn’t getting much help.
Jacksonville Jaguars - Who the heck is Jake Luton? #TankForTrevor
Miami Dolphins - The Dolphins defense is making waves with all these splash plays. Dolphins. Waves. Splash. Get it!
Arizona Cardinals - Kyler Murray had a monster day and it still wasn’t enough for Arizona. The foundation is being built. But that roster still needs a ton of improvement.
Las Vegas Raiders - The Raiders and the Dolphins play Week 16. Circle that one. Could be for the final Wild Card spot.
LA Chargers - Your Navy Blue uniforms are very handsome.
Pittsburgh Steelers - All the Steelers do is blow teams out. I mean they just never play a close game.
Dallas Cowboys - You really are America’s Team. The 2020 version of America, that is.
New Orleans Saints - Drew Brees just snatched Tom Brad’s chain like Deebo.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers - It only took two plays for Antonio Brown to see the field, and he played 78% of the snaps when Tampa was on offense. Some insurance policy, Bruce.
Wesley Uhler is the host of Steelers Blitz, Noon-2 on Steelers Nation Radio, and hosts afternoons for ESPN Pittsburgh, 2-7pm. You can find him on Twitter @WesleyUhler.
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