Monday Minute - Week 9


The Monday Minute™️ is a simple concept - I share one thought about each team who played on Sunday. Some good, some bad. Some serious, some goofy. Grab your coffee and get the week started!

New York Giants - Daniel Jones should petition the NFL to play Washington every single week. He’d be a Hall of Famer.

Washington Football Team - Never play quarterback for the Football Team. Cursed organization, cursed position.

Chicago Bears - The verdict is in. The Bears are frauds.

Tennessee Titans - “Hold my beer.” - AJ Brown to DK Metcalf.

Detroit Lions - Who gets fired first - Jim Harbaugh or Matt Patricia?

Minnesota Vikings - Dalvin Cook trying to rescue Minnesota’s season from the dead the last two weeks like he’s the Undertaker.

Carolina Panthers - Best Fake Punt Team in the NFL.

Kansas City Chiefs - Still pretty good.

Seattle Seahawks - If Russell Wilson doesn’t play an A+ game, the Seahawks look very average. I don’t think that bodes well for a lengthy playoff run.

Buffalo Bills - My good friend Eric, who is from Rochester and a massive Bills fan, doesn’t think I give Buffalo enough love in the Monday Minute. So here is me giving the Buffalo Bills lots of attention. So much attention I am going to write more sentences about them than anyone else ever in the history of the Monday Minute. I mean this is basically an entire paragraph at this point. Look at me giving all this attention to Buffalo.

Baltimore Ravens - The Ravens still look off on offense. Maybe Hollywood was right. Gotta use your souljas.

Indianapolis Colts - Father Time just slid into Philip Rivers’ DMs.

Denver Broncos - Are the Broncos the worst best team in the NFL? Or the best worst team in the NFL?

Atlanta Falcons - Are the Falcons the best worst team in the NFL? Or the worst best team in the NFL?

Houston Texans - Deshaun Watson is doing it all for this team. And he isn’t getting much help.

Jacksonville Jaguars - Who the heck is Jake Luton? #TankForTrevor

Miami Dolphins - The Dolphins defense is making waves with all these splash plays. Dolphins. Waves. Splash. Get it!

Arizona Cardinals - Kyler Murray had a monster day and it still wasn’t enough for Arizona. The foundation is being built. But that roster still needs a ton of improvement.

Las Vegas Raiders - The Raiders and the Dolphins play Week 16. Circle that one. Could be for the final Wild Card spot.

LA Chargers - Your Navy Blue uniforms are very handsome.

Pittsburgh Steelers - All the Steelers do is blow teams out. I mean they just never play a close game.

Dallas Cowboys - You really are America’s Team. The 2020 version of America, that is.

New Orleans Saints - Drew Brees just snatched Tom Brad’s chain like Deebo.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers - It only took two plays for Antonio Brown to see the field, and he played 78% of the snaps when Tampa was on offense. Some insurance policy, Bruce.

Wesley Uhler is the host of Steelers Blitz, Noon-2 on Steelers Nation Radio, and hosts afternoons for ESPN Pittsburgh, 2-7pm. You can find him on Twitter @WesleyUhler.

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