The Monday Minute™️ is a simple concept - I share one thought about each team who played on Sunday. Some good, some bad. Some serious, some goofy. Grab your coffee and get the week started!
New England Patriots - Worst Patriots start in two decades. That’s a shame. You really hate to see it.
Buffalo Bills - “Look at me, I am the Captain now!” - All of Buffalo to New England.
Pittsburgh Steelers - Just like last week, never in doubt. Had em the whole way.
Baltimore Ravens - See ya on Thanksgiving, Turkeys.
Tennessee Titans - Starting to think not appointing a defensive coordinator for the season wasn’t the best decision by Mike Vrabel.
Cincinnati Bengals - Joe Burrow. King of Ohio. Best quarterback in the state. Only professional quarterback in the state that matters.
Las Vegas Raiders - What a bizarre football team. Still can’t figure out if the Raiders are anything more than just mediocre.
Cleveland Browns - Baker Mayfield still STINKS.
Indianapolis Colts - I think the Colts are a good football team. I also think beating up on the Lions means very little.
Detroit Lions - The Curse of the Pencil Fraud. My favorite halloween story.
Minnesota Vikings - Have a day, Dalvin Cook.
Green Bay Packers - The Perplexing Packers are back. When they win it looks good. When they lose, it’s U-G-L-Y.
New York Jets - Still pretty bad.
Kansas City Chiefs - Still pretty good.
LA Rams - Jared Goff came to Miami to drop it like its hot. As in fumbling the football like a hot potato.
Miami Dolphins - Undefeated in the Tua Era.
LA Chargers - Justin Herbert stock, BUY BUY BUY.
Denver Broncos - I’m still not buying Drew Lock stock. Do you think Justin Fields looks good in orange?
New Orleans Saints - Father time sending Drew Brees a late night “you up?” text.
Chicago Bears - The Nick Foles facade was fun for a few weeks. It’s over, Johnny.
San Francisco 49ers - Super Bowl hangover so strong they need some ibuprofen and a pedialyte.
Seattle Seahawks - DK Metcalf is a freak.
Dallas Cowboys and Philadelphia Eagles - I put these two together because Cowboys-Eagles was the perfect game for daylight savings Sunday night. That's why it wasn't flexed out, the NFL knew we would all fall asleep by halftime anyways. You think I stayed up to watch that crap fest? Defund the NFC East.
Wesley Uhler is the host of Steelers Blitz, Noon-2 on Steelers Nation Radio, and hosts afternoons for ESPN Pittsburgh, 2-7pm. You can find him on Twitter @WesleyUhler.
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