The Monday Minute™️ is a simple concept - I share one thought about each team who played on Sunday. Some good, some bad. Some serious, some goofy. Grab your coffee and get the week started!
Dallas Cowboys - Dak Prescott should demand a cool half-billion dollars to ever take a snap for Dallas again.
Washington Football Team - Watch the Football Team end up winning the NFC East this year. Much weirder things have happened so far in 2020.
Pittsburgh Steelers - Had em the whole way, there was no doubt about it.
Tennessee Titans - Apparently Stephen Gostkowski missed out on all those extra, off-site practices…
Green Bay Packers - He’s a baaaaadddddddd man.
Houston Texans - Do the right thing and trade JJ Watt to an NFC contender.
Detroit Lions - Did the Falcons out-Lion the Lions?
Atlanta Falcons - Do you think Trevor Lawrence looks good in red?
Cleveland Browns - Two wins over Cincinnati by a combined 8 points. Plan the parade, Cleveland.
Cincinnati Bengals - Chin up, Bengals fans. You have the best quarterback in Ohio. You might have lost this battle, but you’re winning the war.
Carolina Panthers - Teddy Bridgewater desperately needs some help.
New Orleans Saints - Alvin Kamara is so under-appreciated by NFL fans at large. He has seven straight games with 100+ all-purpose yards.
Buffalo Bills - It wasn’t pretty, but they don’t ask how. They ask how many.
New York Jets - Still pretty bad.
Kansas City Chiefs - You know Kansas City is a weapon when Mahomes only throws one touchdown pass, and they still score 43 points.
Denver Broncos - I don’t think Drew Lock is the answer guys.
San Francisco 49ers - Welcome back to New England, Jimmy G!
New England Patriots - Sucks to see your exes thriving, doesn’t it?
Tampa Bay Buccaneers - I hope the locker room enjoyed that victory. Antonio Brown is on his way to eff shiz up. Step Brothers.
Las Vegas Raiders - You are the lesser of the NFL’s two teams named after marauders. Walk the plank.
Jacksonville Jaguars - There is nothing funny to say about Jacksonville. This is just a bad football team.
LA Chargers - Despite the 2-4 record, I think the Chargers could make a playoff push. Herbert can play.
Seattle Seahawks - “You are fast Ricky Bobby Budda Baker, but I am faster.” - DK Metcalf. Talladega Nights.
Arizona Cardinals - The Cardinals have to find a way to get Isaiah Simmons more involved on defense. No reason for him to be on the sideline as much as he is.
Wesley Uhler is the host of Steelers Blitz, Noon-2 on Steelers Nation Radio, and hosts afternoons for ESPN Pittsburgh, 2-7pm. You can find him on Twitter @WesleyUhler.
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