The Monday Minute™️ is a simple concept - I share one thought about each team who played on Sunday. Some good, some bad. Some serious, some goofy. Grab your coffee and get the week started!
Denver Broncos - Two weeks ago I said the Broncos might be the worst team in the league. They’ve now won two in a row. Once again I am incorrect in my analysis.
New England Patriots - A 2-4 start for New England. Their worst in two decades. That’s a shame.
Chicago Bears - Are the Bears for real?!
Carolina Panthers - I think Matt Rhule can coach. But he’s got a lot of work to do with that roster.
Cincinnati Bengals - Joe Burrow is the best quarterback in Ohio. So you’ve got that going for you, which is pretty nice.
Indianapolis Colts - Six games played and I still can’t tell if the Colts are any good. They aren’t bad. But are they good?!
Baltimore Ravens - Still pretty good.
Philadelphia Eagles - You almost did it for Pittsburgh. Thanks for nothing, jagoffs.
Cleveland Browns - THIS ONE IS FOR MYLES!!
Pittsburgh Steelers - Mason Rudolph got into the game. I love Mike Tomlin.
Washington Football Team - Do you think Trevor Lawrence looks good in burgundy?
New York Giants - Congratulations, you're not the worst team in New York.
Atlanta Falcons - Do the right thing and trade Julio Jones to a contender.
Minnesota Vikings - Kirk Coupons is back!
Houston Texans - If it makes you feel any better, you’re the best 1-5 team I've ever seen.
Tennessee Titans - If you felt the ground shake around 3:32pm est, have no fear. It wasn’t an earthquake. It was just Derrick Henry rumbling for a 94 yard touchdown run.
Detroit Lions - Not even Matt Patricia could blow a lead to the Jags.
Jacksonville Jaguars - Trevor Lawrence would not look good in those uniforms. Because nobody looks good in those uniforms.
New York Jets - Still pretty bad.
Miami Dolphins - Brian Flores can coach. Give me Tua for a full game at some point in the near future.
Green Bay Packers - Aaron … the hell man?
Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Lavonte David and Devin White are the new bash-brothers.
LA Rams - Sean McVay is no longer the boy genius.
San Francisco 49ers - Kyle Shanahan is now the boy genius. The title will be contested again on November 29th.
Wesley Uhler is the host of Steelers Blitz, Noon-2 on Steelers Nation Radio, and hosts afternoons for ESPN Pittsburgh, 2-7pm. You can find him on Twitter @WesleyUhler.
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