The Monday Minute™️ is a simple concept - I share one thought about each team who played on Sunday. Some good, some bad. Some serious, some goofy. Let's get to it.
New York Giants - Your season is already over in September….for the third straight year.
Chicago Bears - Mitchapalozza! Earmuffs! You’re my boy blue!
Atlanta Falcons - Nice of you to wear all black to Dan Quinn's funeral.
Dallas Cowboys - Best onside kick ever?
Detroit Lions - That's a nice lead you have there. Again. It would be a shame if someone erased it. Again. See what I did there - ERASED - like a pencil. Get it. Pencil fraud Matt Patricia.
Green Bay Packers - He's a baaaaaaad man.
Minnesota Vikings - Coupons is back. Kirk Coupons. SELLSELLSELLSELL.
Indianapolis Colts - Feed Jonathan Taylor.
Buffalo Bills - Will the real
Slim Shady Josh Allen please stand up?
Miami Dolphins - That offense should run through Mike Gesicki for the time being.
San Fransisco 49ers - Does the injury bug have a west coast bias?
New York Jets - Still pretty bad.
LA Rams - 2-0 ... but your logo still looks like Internet Explorer.
Philadelphia Eagles - Getting boo’d at home, when there aren’t even fans in the stands. Tell me something more Philly than that, you can't.
Denver Broncos - Noah Fant can ball.
Pittsburgh Steelers - Chase Claypool stock, BUYBUYBUYBUY.
Carolina Panthers - 4th and goal on the 5 yard line and you kick a field goal?! Matt Rhule, where’s that Big 12 mentality?
Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Can you just cut LeSean McCoy now, before he gets another no-show Super Bowl ring? Please and thank you.
Jacksonville Jaguars - You must have missed the memo, but you're supposed to be much worse than this.
Tennessee Titans - 2-0 start for the first time since 2008. Just don’t go stomping on any Terrible Towels and jinx yourselves!
Washington Football Team - Tied for first place in the NFC Least!
Arizona Cardinals - Kyler Murray stock, BUYBUYBUYBUY.
Baltimore Ravens - Still pretty good.
Houston Texans - Could really use a dynamic playmaker at the wide receiver position. Shame those guys are so hard to find.
Kansas City Chiefs - Not only is the quarterback a cheat code, but apparently so is the kicker?
LA Chargers - This Justin….a QB controversy is brewing in LA.
New England Patriots - Sucks when the best QB in the world is on the other sideline huh?
Seattle Seahawks - See, sometimes a run at the goal line is a good thing!
Wesley Uhler is the host of Steelers Blitz, Noon-2 on Steelers Nation Radio, and a Producer for ESPN Pittsburgh. You can find him on Twitter @WesleyUhler.
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