Dysons Have a Long History of Sucking

Pirates signed some dude named Dyson today. I don't know about you guys, but the first thing that came to mind when I read the news was vacuums of course. Very bad omen in my opinion.Things named Dyson have been sucking for generations and I don't think that's going to change any time soon. Bad signing Pirates.

Did I really make a blog just to make a terrible Dyson Vacuum joke? You're God damn right I did.

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