The high school cafeteria jock table nearly flipped over in pent-up anticipation today, when Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn—sports' 218th-hottest couple—made their relationship Facebook official.

"Just posted some pictures of @Lindseyvonn and me on Facebook,"totally eligible bachelor Woods tweeted this afternoon. "I posted a new photo to Facebook," added Vonn. On Facebook, Woods had posted a public album ("Lindsey Vonn and Tiger Woods photos") with four senior portraits of the pair: Tiger and Linds posin' before a flowering hedge, Tiger and Linds hangin' near some palms, Tiger and Linds sittin' on a couch. They also posted personal statements, like any other couple in the world.

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